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mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them."

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica."

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish."

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop"

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid."

omrisiri, here is your DAD JOKE - "When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon."

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!"

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction."

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue."