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dad joke issue

Open mickeygousset opened this issue 2 years ago • 26 comments

mickeygousset avatar Oct 04 '22 14:10 mickeygousset

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Oct 04 '22 14:10 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

github-actions[bot] avatar Oct 04 '22 14:10 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Dec 05 '22 19:12 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall."

github-actions[bot] avatar Dec 05 '22 19:12 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Mar 20 '23 18:03 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them."

github-actions[bot] avatar Mar 20 '23 18:03 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Mar 23 '23 16:03 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

github-actions[bot] avatar Mar 23 '23 16:03 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Mar 23 '23 19:03 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica."

github-actions[bot] avatar Mar 23 '23 19:03 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Mar 31 '23 14:03 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish."

github-actions[bot] avatar Mar 31 '23 14:03 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Apr 14 '23 01:04 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop"

github-actions[bot] avatar Apr 14 '23 01:04 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar May 18 '23 14:05 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid."

github-actions[bot] avatar May 18 '23 14:05 github-actions[bot]

/joke

omrisiri avatar Aug 21 '23 13:08 omrisiri

omrisiri, here is your DAD JOKE - "When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon."

github-actions[bot] avatar Aug 21 '23 13:08 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Aug 22 '23 01:08 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!"

github-actions[bot] avatar Aug 22 '23 01:08 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Sep 29 '23 15:09 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction."

github-actions[bot] avatar Sep 29 '23 15:09 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Apr 16 '24 20:04 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue."

github-actions[bot] avatar Apr 16 '24 20:04 github-actions[bot]

/joke

mickeygousset avatar Sep 12 '24 19:09 mickeygousset

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree."

github-actions[bot] avatar Sep 12 '24 19:09 github-actions[bot]