Charles Eckman

In the interest of cleaning up the review queue, I'm going to close this PR. If you'd like to address the merge issues & reopen / submit under a new...

@aturon and I discussed this today. While this accurately represents what Compute Platform does... this is a bad behavior and we don't want to support it. We have a strategy...

Companions: [Go](https://github.com/fastly/compute-sdk-go/issues/202), [JavaScript](https://github.com/fastly/js-compute-runtime/issues/1209), [Viceroy](https://github.com/fastly/Viceroy/issues/541)

Companions: [Go](https://github.com/fastly/compute-sdk-go/issues/202), [JavaScript](https://github.com/fastly/js-compute-runtime/issues/1209), [Viceroy](https://github.com/fastly/Viceroy/issues/541)

Companions: [Go](https://github.com/fastly/compute-sdk-go/issues/202), [JavaScript](https://github.com/fastly/js-compute-runtime/issues/1209), [Viceroy](https://github.com/fastly/Viceroy/issues/541)