Alex Chan

Poking around in other GitHub repos (and in particular, an old LiveJournal sitemap), I think this might be the page in question: https://www.livejournal.com/developer/exporting.bml

Oh hey, it’s the ticket past!me created! I’d throw another on this pile: “blind to”, e.g. “xe was blind to the issues with the design”. Consider a substitution like “oblivious”....

I was thinking a Cheeseshop AU, a la Coffee shop, whose owners are sick to the back teeth of people quoting the sketch at them. (It’s been years since I...

Or alternatively, a Cheeseshop that has plenty of cheese, but somebody has heard “you get your Python packages from the Cheeseshop”, and misunderstood how it works. > Customer: “Do you...

Okay, this idea is kinda tempting now. /o\

“Celery?” “It goes nicely with cheese, sir, but we don’t sell it here” “Pandas?” “May I ask what you’re planning to do, sir?”

Surely there’s something about pickles. Also, the shopkeeper is _so_ proud, because they’ve just got a delivery of different cheeses, and keep trying to sell them something, anything.

The shopkeeper finally gets them to buy a wheel of cheese, just to get them out of the shop. S: “Okay, let me just find the paper and twine, so...

Person: \*is reading book about Python* P: “It says ‘The first thing to do when using Python is to get some good packages. You can get your packages from the...

(Let’s reflect on the fact that in 23 minutes, I’ve gone from “this is an idea I definitely can’t do” to “I have a Git repo, a notes file with...