fixes backstories sometimes crashing if you're hijack or martyr bound

[cowbot92]

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fixes this

Testing

removing returns is how to fix this

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:cl: bugfix: Fixed bacjstorises crashing

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[cowbot92]

you could probably just setup the backstories right before each return

done @ToasterBiome

[cowbot92]

pretty sure you need to pass some args into those procs

dont be a baby the proc can figure it out itself