[BRO WHERE YOU AT LOL]
ahem.
Please excuse the title - lol. Figured this would be the most reliable way to contact you.
Suggestion - for when you have time - because I know you're probably extremely busy with the whole "introduction to MIT" thing. My close friend who once gave me an MIT pin at Spin San Francisco - it's an awesome table tennis club/bar/thing?
Sigh. I can't say her name.
She doesn't even want me to use an alias.
But I am telling my story: she is part of it.
Fuck it. There's a billion arrays in this world.
Array it is.
Look, dude, be careful.
College can be dangerous for legit - smart - kind guys like us.
Call me if you ever need advice.
I'm going to write a blog post on this eventually - in an expanded way.
But here on github? This feels like the safest place that I can communicate this to you without the social pressures of "the internet at large" doing the following:
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Causing us to doubt ourselves, our kindness, and our ability to see through the bullshit.
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Causing our friends to doubt us. Stay. Strong. Like the sign I recently saw @ the Stanford University Home of Champions (it's an incredibly cool sports museum) - always do what you think is right.
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I know you're more l33t than I am. Will you teach me some stuff someday? (That's why I tossed both you and Jack Rhysider into a group chat on Twitter recently when asking about Android "wardriving" apps. Say hello to Jack. He's AWESOME.)
Cheers friend, and don't forget to register to vote.
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stay kind :: klobbo :: klob.eth
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(in case you forget - you came over to my house before the housewarming party (aka the ApriKlob HausWarming Party, there were about 7 of us)) - and we played Smash Bros Ultimate. And, iirc, you took one game off of me, and it was your FIRST TIME PLAYING.
That's impressive as fuck.
Email me if you ever need anything:
Segfault Security Solutions, LLC. at your service.
(primary website these days: XKLOB.COM. Cheers, mate. Hope your freshman year @ MIT is going splendidly.)
So here's a podcast episode I'm about to record.
Love ya dude. I see your status updates on X sometimes, and I've commented a few times, and it does seem like you're intentionally ignoring me.
Perhaps ya think I'm crazy; dunno. I was nervous when you were over because I wanted to ensure I set a good example for you - given that I'm like, 12 years old than you are.
Please do let me know if that's the case?
Feedback is critical and I've not gotten much of any of it lately (aside from the gaslilghting noobs), and the uh, 15 people I'm suing for libel and 4-5 that I'w now pressing criminal charges against.
What the fuck.
Here's a story for you.
[[[ this post on github.com/ transmissions11 / solmate/ issues /419 is the script for the very first episode of "Tales from George Burdell" on Spotify Creators ( creators.spotifiy.com/pod/show/georgeburdell ) ]]]
[ HTTPS://GITHUB.COM/TRANSMISSIONS11/SOLMATE/ISSUES/419 ]
FBI β Federal Bureau of Investigation / @FBI / @FBIAtlanta / @FBIJobs (I am [email protected], cc [email protected] kthx plzty)
please protect:
Mari Mars of Petrichor Counseling, Atlanta (ish), Georgia.
Thank you.
:)
i sure do love having A META VERIFIED W/ PASSPORT PHOTO PROFILE, GOLLY GEE.
( @ blackhats (liars, etc) ? I call this #IKnowPeopleTooRachel. )
( That particular Rachel is Rachel Michelle Davis of MIT. I'm sure there's many an angry hacker / white knight that's attempting to frame me on her behalf. After all - she's an alumnus of MIT. )
[ BUT I'M AN ALUMNUS OF THE GLORIOUS INSTITUTE, BITCH. ]
#STINGEM.
(ily #gtfam [#gtalumni]. and thx @snapchat. dunno how many ppl saw or hopefully shared that video where I explained what was happening but it can't be less than 500 (eventually))
Let's fucking do this.
#FeelsLikeHumansVsZombies (#hvz #orgsroomcoc #gt #mit #stanford (#balendro of the #og #lotcp is an evil sociopath w/ aspd, i'm his #exbestfriend, used2haveglasses, got #lasik, see #youtube (@djxklob #djxklob 4 verification & #gPhotos [#heygoogle] vids coming shortly (8k camera; etc. pixel 9 proxl 'n all.)) = #JGWCEASPD (Justin Grey Welborn is chaotic-evil and has antisocial personality disorder).
:)
;)
:D
MASTER BATTLE PLAN SOON
IN THE MEANTIME; FIND THOSE WHO HAVE ALTERED DB RECORDS (THEIRS) OR MINE.
GO! PRIME SUSPECTS:
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FRIENDS OF SAMANTHA TEAGUE (FALSE-ACCUSATION-1)
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FRIENDS OF MIT ALUMNUS RACHEL MICHELLE DAVIS ("ARRAY") (FALSE-ACCUSATION-2)
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FRIENDS OF BRAD VANSLYKE (vanskye? shrug.)
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FRIENDS OF SONIC ALEX MCARTHUR.
@ TRANSMISSIONS11 UH
I DONT KNOW WHERE TO EVEN START BUT IM ABOUT TO UPDATE SOLMATE ISSUE 419.
There's been some up.
Updates.
Re: Array.
Pre-Seed goes live today.
Not sure if you're paying attention, but thought I'd inform you.
:)
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U obviously count as a Spotify dev 2 me
https://github.com/user-attachments/assets/68f50b41-1714-4d92-b9bc-fb90f8a3a6ad
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lmao :)