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A minimal programming language inspired by clickbait headlines
I was SHOCKED to notice that inner functions do not behave properly (they can't see bindings from the environment where they are defined, since they are all executed in one...
This throws an error: `TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'toString')` ``` WHAT IF COMPLETELY WRONG IS ACTUALLY TOTALLY RIGHT YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS 'Totally true' END OF...
It should be possible to combine condition with "IS ACTUALLY TOTALLY RIGHT" which is useless but it looks like a valid syntax. THis is the same as in JavaScrit ```...
Use `EVIDENCE SHOWS...TO BE` to reassign a variable (which may be in the current scope or the parent scope; iterates until root). Throws an error if no variable is found....
``` EXPERTS CLAIM VAR TO BE 2 DISCOVER HOW TO CHANGE WITH INPUT RUMOR HAS IT YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS VAR EXPERTS CLAIM VAR TO BE INPUT YOU WON'T...
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