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Funny Quote Indices
Please use this issue thread as a place to submit funny quotes to a separate data set for a more curated quote section!
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Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings. Okay? They'll melt right into your flesh! Stay below the smoke line. Let's go! Clear out, stat! STAT MEANS NOW!
~ Dwight
Season 2, Epsiode 4 - The Fire
Quote Index: 2480
Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast! It's the cat food. Nailed it. ~ Andy Season 4, Epsiode 5 - Local Ad Quote Index: 17703
my favorite quote, that also sounds ridiculously out of context haha
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. ~ Jim Season 3, Epsiode 20 - Product Recall Quote Index: 13541
Aaaahh! I'm gonna kill myself! ~ Michael Season 2, Epsiode 5 - Halloween Quote Index: 2928