Static server.

[ioquatix]

POC self contained static server by Claude.

Types of Changes

• New feature.

Contribution

• [ ] I added tests for my changes.
• [ ] I tested my changes locally.
• [ ] I agree to the Developer's Certificate of Origin 1.1.

[ioquatix]

I committed everything Claude did and went to bed lol. Now I'm worried to check the PR contents.