offensive-fortune

A script for generating fortune cookie from the ugly and horrible jokes internet has to offer.

 _______________________________________
/ These jokes are so dark I'm surprised \
| that they haven't been shot by the    |
\ police.                               /
 ---------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Use

1. Run scraper and generate cookie

make

2. Add toxic cookie to your cookie sources

# move toxic to your fortune directory
# your directory may be different, run `fortune -f` to find it
sudo mv toxic toxic.dat /usr/share/fortune/off

3. Run fortune

fortune -o # run with all offensive cookie files (including others than toxic)
fortune /usr/share/fortune/off/toxic # run only toxic cookie
fortune /usr/share/fortune/off/toxic | cowsay # pipe result to cowsay!

License

This project is licensed under MIT.