Implement much lazier lazy_wheel from conda_package_streaming

[dholth]

What's the problem this feature will solve?

pip's lazy wheel makes far too many requests. There's a lazy_wheel fork that does the same work, without a wasted HEAD request, and guarantees success in 2 or 3 requests total. This makes a huge difference when latency is high.

https://github.com/conda-incubator/conda-package-streaming/blob/main/conda_package_streaming/lazy_wheel.py

Describe the solution you'd like

Re-integrate https://github.com/conda-incubator/conda-package-streaming/blob/main/conda_package_streaming/lazy_wheel.py into pip.

Alternative Solutions

No

Additional context

I wrote an early prototype of lazy_wheel

Code of Conduct

• [X] I agree to follow the PSF Code of Conduct.

[pradyunsg]

Please feel welcome to file a PR for this! :)

[dholth]

See #11481