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A wicked expensive shopping cart system. ClosedCart is a closed-source PHP-based online e-commerce solution. That you can't have. Because fuck you, that's why.

ClosedCart

Overview

ClosedCart is very, very expensive closed source ecommerce platform for online merchants. ClosedCart provides a extremely unprofessional and unreliable support, and doesn't take kindly to any suggestions.

Issues

You should follow the instruction before you create a issue.

  1. There are no issues. It's perfect.
  2. I won't listen to you anyways. Kinda like @danielkerr

How to Contribute

  1. You aren't allowed to. What part of closed source don't you understand?

Contribute Style Guide

  1. Have you not been listening?

License

Super Closed-Source License v1.1.38

Really?

Of course not. This is simply a parody, based on the troubles surrounding https://github.com/opencart/opencart/issues/1286.

You can read how the whole shitshow went down here: https://gist.github.com/uppfinnarn/9956023

Properly license your code, kids.

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A wicked expensive shopping cart system. ClosedCart is a closed-source PHP-based online e-commerce solution. That you can't have. Because fuck you, that's why.

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