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Published 20 hours ago • verified publisher icon miketaylr

bid: $3.50

Open tbranyen opened this issue 13 years ago • 22 comments

I have a lovely poem i would put in the readme. its dark and full of sadness metaphorically related to the tragedy of temporary human persistence aka death

tbranyen avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 tbranyen

$3.55

nimbupani avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 nimbupani

Definitely interested. Maybe drop a few verses here to sweeten the bid?

miketaylr avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 miketaylr

i have a one-hundred page volume of poetry that i wrote in high school. i bid $4.50 to have it published in the readme instead of @tbranyen's melancholic ramblings

ajpiano avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 ajpiano

How about $4.51 to keep the readme EMPTY for all the connoisseurs of minimalism.

nimbupani avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 nimbupani

ONE DOLLAR LIKE ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT

AM I DOING THIS CORRECTLY

Wilto avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 Wilto

$4.50 CAD to accept my pull req.

Conversion to take place at issue close.

wesbos avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 wesbos

$4.52 to make the readme be a link to the wikipedia article on minimalism, in order to appeal to connoisseurs and newcomers alike

ajpiano avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 ajpiano

Hmm depending on the dollar you could totally lose your shirt, @wesbos. Tempting.

miketaylr avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 miketaylr

Whatever this is, I'm going to put it on unmarked CD-RWs and sell it on the NYC subway for $1 at a loss of 15¢ per unit. :(

trampish avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 trampish

Explaining minimalism would be contrary to the principles of minimalism. $4.53 to uphold the true spirit of minimalism.

nimbupani avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 nimbupani

$4.57 to not even explain this comment.

Wilto avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 Wilto

@nimbupani does your bid include implementation of readme.min ?

wesbos avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 wesbos

$4.99 for a single, trailing whitespace #minimalism

ajpiano avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 ajpiano

$5 to delete README.

nimbupani avatar Jan 17 '12 19:01 nimbupani

$5.01 to rename repo to a single Unicode snowman.

Wilto avatar Jan 17 '12 20:01 Wilto

Ten. Dollars.

ryanflorence avatar Jan 17 '12 20:01 ryanflorence

I can pay @miketaylr a cheeseburger next month if you make a website for this in HTML5 and JAVASCRIPT and CSS3. AND FLASH.

PS: If with Flash, I can buy you an additional DIET COKE.

danielfilho avatar Jan 17 '12 20:01 danielfilho

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

...

I mean next tuesday of course!

tbranyen avatar Jan 17 '12 20:01 tbranyen

942 yen.

mathiasbynens avatar Jan 17 '12 20:01 mathiasbynens

@mathiasbynens think 942 yen can buy all the ingredients for this bad boy? http://allrecipes.com/recipe/the-twenty-dollar-burger/

miketaylr avatar Jan 17 '12 20:01 miketaylr

942 Japanese yen = 12.265782 U.S. dollars

Close enough!

mathiasbynens avatar Jan 17 '12 21:01 mathiasbynens

1 five guys chessburger, and that means many tears of joy

leobalter avatar Jul 30 '14 18:07 leobalter