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Gives you five
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978
I've added Eastern Arabic numerals WIKI: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Arabic_numerals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Arabic_numerals) ```js five.arabicNumber = function() { return '٥';}; five.persianNumber = function() { return '۵';}; ```
The famous handjob.
Instead of relying on a predefined value of `5`, it can be derived from first principles (e.g. low level language syntax). This also makes the assertion in `test.js` more meaningful...
we all know getting a `5` in javascript requires a lot of effort, `five` simplifies the progress by calling a single function, I don't understand why `README.md` says it "overcomplicates",...
Should return a random string from: [ "what a surprise", "stuck on my eyes", "my brain hurts a lot", "that's all we've got" ] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Years_(David_Bowie_song)
Not sure what it would do. Probably steals ownership of global variables. Reassigns them to equal 5.