cmake_is_shit

1. Try CMake and fail for the first time
2. Read the fucking docs giving it a chance and fail for the second time
3. Read modern CMake along with 100s of other manuals and fail for the third time
4. Read CMake source code (laughing a lot) and fail for the fourth time in a row
5. Use meson and never ever touch again this 20 years old piece of you know what