Greet the user with puppy puns when they come to the site

[heyitsolivia]

I'm convinced the site would benefit from puppy-related puns like "Have a great dane!"

please advise @mileswwatkins and @cspeisman

[mileswwatkins]

I'll talk to my lawyers, but should be able to let you use "Have a great dane!":tm: at a discount.

[mileswwatkins]

Hmm, but more seriously, how about:

• Small dog, "Li'l Bow-Wow"
• Sad dog, "Having a ruff day"
• Dog in a car, "2 Fast 2 Furryous"

[heyitsolivia]

:clap: @mileswwatkins fantastic, I knew I could count on you

[heyitsolivia]

here are a whole bunch of punny ideas contributed by @mlaffs on the twitters!

• alternatively: "contribu-terriers"
• error response/404: "this chihua-won't load"
• nickname for online contributor community: Secretpuppies Labs (double entendre for collective and indicative noun)
• still images/screen grabs can be "husky-grams" or "pupstagrams"
• if the app ever gets funded you can have "staffordshire tweeters"
• display or generate response to successful result of properly formatted and committed jsons with a message about a retriever
• I feel like there must be a way to use "Dach-shund Cover?"

Source: https://twitter.com/heyits0livia/status/634137824812515328

[Cspeisman]

• Openpuppies.com is the Shit-tzu
• paws for dramatic effect
• At leash you're not on opencats.com
• I got retriever fever (not really a pun but still good)
• hit the re-fetch button
• em-Bark on some amazing gifs

[heyitsolivia]

let us not forget @Cspeisman's contribution of melon…collie

[heyitsolivia]

also, I just thought of _paw_some, as in, openpuppies contributors are pawsome