ref: run self-hosted check in GHA

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🚨 Warning: This pull request contains Frontend and Backend changes!

It's discouraged to make changes to Sentry's Frontend and Backend in a single pull request. The Frontend and Backend are not atomically deployed. If the changes are interdependent of each other, they must be separated into two pull requests and be made forward or backwards compatible, such that the Backend or Frontend can be safely deployed independently.

Have questions? Please ask in the #discuss-dev-infra channel.

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This pull request has gone three weeks without activity. In another week, I will close it.

But! If you comment or otherwise update it, I will reset the clock, and if you label it Status: Backlog or Status: In Progress, I will leave it alone ... forever!

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