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Corporate bullshit generator (http://cbsg.sf.net/) in Python

Corporate Bullshit

This is the Corporate Bullshit Generator rewritten in Python.

Usage:

>>> import corporate_bullshit
>>> print(corporate_bullshit.sentence())

Pyramids challenge us to innovate our value realization, whilst interdependencies result in organizational pyramids within the sphere.

Examples:

  • The market thinkers address our known unknowns; nevertheless the customers differentiate a flexibility.
  • The Chief Digital Transformation Office Officer accelerates an intra-organisational learning.
  • The steering committee reenergizes an efficiency.
  • Our visionary Balanced Scorecard promotes the facilitators.
  • The game changers credibly visualize a demanding executive talent, paving the way for trigger events. As a result, there can be no improvement until we can achieve an impressive cost effectiveness.
  • A visionary informationalization globally impacts rollout plans 50/50.
  • The market thinker co-creates our potential.
  • The community enables a skillset, while cross-enterprise, performance-based architectural approaches significantly incentivise the executive committee in the marketplace.
  • A risk/return profile diligently enhances low-risk high-yield footprints.
  • Low hanging fruits inspire the gatekeeper.
  • The standard-setters harness our 360-degree thought leadership; nevertheless our siloed, motivational, organization-wide and mindful convergence result ins our transformation process.
  • Executive-level blended approaches globally transfer a projection.
  • We are going to capitalize on a right and non-mainstream social sphere.
  • The mediators table risk/return profiles.
  • Our fast-track platforms promote the workflow champion, while a planning promotes the white-collar workers in this space.