Nov. 13: #aphasialipo - Looking for the Stuff

[JayCogi]

Look, I know full well I told you I would get your stuff, and that you need it for your whatchamacallits. But it’s not exactly easy to come by, is it? Else you’d get it yourself, anyway. So first I was calling around, like you do. Of course nobody so much as wanted to mention the stuff while talking over the thingamabob because they all know you-know-who is listening in. Okay, that’s all right. So I went out to ask around personally. Turns out actually nobody has any of the stuff left! Whatsherface has some bits and bobs left, as always, but that’s no good to you, right? Looked like I would have to dig it up myself, unpleasant as that was. But turns out whatsherface or someone else must have let something slip or not been careful, because you-know-who came after me and they got me! You see, I tried to run, but they caught me right here with one of their thingamajigs. Painful. But you know all about that. They busted the others too, took all the bits and bobs off whatsherface. I ended up spending really unreasonably long you-know-where, seeing as I had none of the stuff on me and they had nothing to pin on me. So I spent days and days looking for your stuff, asking for your stuff, and actually suffering for your stuff, and it got me nowhere except you-know-where. Know what? If you need it so much you can get it yourself. Nick some off you-know-who, you know they’re hoarding it, or maybe whatsherface can cook you up some from bits and bobs when she gets new ones, I don’t care. Actually, look at me. I’m doing fine without the stuff. Maybe you could, too. I know your whole… thing is a bit different, but I got alright whatchamacallits without the stuff! No? Suit yourself. I’m just saying.