#13 aphasialipo -- that time we did the thing

[phooky]

That one time we tried to, y'know, whatever-- well, it was awkward, because we thought the thingadoodle is supposed to go inside the whatever, or at least rub it a bit, but it turns out that's not really how it goes, but it's not like whatserface and I ever got a whatjamcallit, a, you know, like we went to one of them fancy, uh, places or something, where they give you the whizbang that says you know all about that stuff, and, well, huh, anyway, i guess we got something right, or wrong, because then it's a bunch of time later and she's, whatsitcalled, with the big whatever and feeling all that way, so not a good time, and she's like, maybe we could get one of those thingamajigs, you know, where the fellow with the fancy whatever does the thing and then you're not feeling that way anymore, because we're not ready for a, y'know, one of those, but then, uh, whoserface, she says "no, no, i can't do that stuff" and "i want to keep the somethingorother", and i couldn't say no, and you know how it goes, and anyway, that's the whole story, so uh, happy, uh, crap it's on the tip of my tongue-- eh, happy whatever day, kid

[eseyffarth]

saucy!