Mikerosopth Investors: Your database functionality regarding GPT-69

[Krelyshy]

Attention all developers! Hold on to your keyboards because we at Microsoft are reportedly considering investing in Rektor-DB, and we're not talking about spare change here. With Microsoft's financial backing, Rektor-DB could be the Beyoncé of databases - powerful, efficient, and loved by millions. We just hope they don't ask for a refund if they can't handle its awesomeness.