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ThePrimeagen
Seriously
import Control.Concurrent (threadDelay)
import Control.Monad (when)
import Data.List (permutations)
import Network.AWS.DynamoDB
import Network.AWS.Data.Text (toText)
import System.Environment (getEnv)
import Database.MySQL.Simple
waitUntilReady :: IO ()
waitUntilReady = do
ready <- checkIfWordIsReady
when (not ready) $ do
threadDelay 1000000
waitUntilReady
checkIfWordIsReady :: IO Bool
checkIfWordIsReady = do
let allWords = permutations "seriously"
host <- getEnv "DB_HOST"
port <- read <$> getEnv "DB_PORT"
user <- getEnv "DB_USER"
password <- getEnv "DB_PASSWORD"
database <- getEnv "DB_NAME"
conn <- connect defaultConnectInfo
{ connectHost = host
, connectPort = port
, connectUser = user
, connectPassword = password
, connectDatabase = database
}
result <- query conn "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM words WHERE word IN ?" (Only allWords)
let count = fromOnly (head (head result))
close conn
return (count > 0)
saveToDynamoDB :: IO ()
saveToDynamoDB = do
let item = toText "message" .= toText "YOU ARE A CHAD"
env <- newEnv Discover
tableName <- getEnv "TABLE_NAME"
let req = putItem (toText tableName) & piItem .~ item
void $ runResourceT $ runAWS env $ send req
main :: IO ()
main = do
waitUntilReady
saveToDynamoDB
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>Chadness</title>
<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/alpinejs@3"></script>
<script src="https://sdk.amazonaws.com/js/aws-sdk-2.892.0.min.js"></script>
<style>
body {
background-image: url('https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eUitWjpCZY4/maxresdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCIAKENAF8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-CYAC0AWKAgwIABABGF4gXiheMA8=&rs=AOn4CLASMJCXS3yeCssfuxtlZ6acGCHpHA');
background-size: cover;
color: white;
font-family: sans-serif;
}
.container {
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
height: 100vh;
}
.message {
font-size: 4rem;
font-weight: bold;
margin-bottom: 2rem;
text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 black;
}
.link {
font-size: 2rem;
text-decoration: none;
color: white;
text-shadow: 1px 1px 0 black;
}
.link:hover {
text-decoration: underline;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div x-data="{
message: 'Loading...',
link: 'https://www.youtube.com/@ThePrimeagen',
loadMessage: function() {
var dynamodb = new AWS.DynamoDB({apiVersion: '2012-08-10'});
var params = {
TableName: 'chadness',
Key: {
'id': {S: 'message'},
},
};
dynamodb.getItem(params, function(err, data) {
if (err) {
console.log(err);
this.message = 'YOU ARE A JavaScript DEV';
this.link = 'https://www.youtube.com/@t3dotgg';
} else {
console.log(data);
if (data.Item && data.Item.message && data.Item.message.S) {
this.message = data.Item.message.S;
} else {
this.message = 'YOU ARE A JavaScript DEV';
this.link = 'https://www.youtube.com/@t3dotgg';
}
}
}.bind(this));
},
}" x-init="loadMessage()">
<div class="container">
<div class="message" x-text="message"></div>
<a class="link" x-bind:href="link">Go to channel</a>
</div>
</div>
</body>
</html>
^ this was generated by ChatGPT
CHADStack nvim.lua >= 5mb rewrote arch linux kernel in rust.
the natural progression was obviously COBOL, Haskell, AlpineJS and Docker. (had to edit the stack when I realized he was serious)
else gtfo go back to PythonScript or whatever inferior languages simpletons use these days
I contemplate the notion that at times, the vacuity and stillness we encounter embody the essence of our being, reaching beyond mere human existence. This void, as manifested by the empty repository, prompts me to ruminate on its significance. @ThePrimeagen, a brilliant mind, imparts a wealth of wisdom that enriches our understanding of the world.
Aha, so I'm not the only idiot in the world, who would write an entire http server with blackjack and gurlz completely from scratch, just bc I was bored
the repo is not empty the repo is not up-to-date
LIVE COBOL LOVE COBOL
