Run Markdown linter on README

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Describe the changes you have made:

Run README through linter

Reference any relevant issues (e.g. "Fixes #000"):

Pre-Submission Checklist (optional but appreciated):

• [ ] I have included relevant documentation updates (stored in /docs)
• [x] I have read docs/CONTRIBUTING.md
• [x] I have read docs/ROADMAP.md

OS Tests (optional but appreciated):

• [ ] Tested on Windows
• [ ] Tested on MacOS
• [ ] Tested on Linux