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Abnormal’s Poem

Open anysad opened this issue 3 months ago • 21 comments

Issue Checklist

  • [ ] I have read the Contributing Guide
  • [ ] I have checked the Issues/Discussions pages to see if my issue has already been reported
  • [x] I have properly titled my issue
  • [ ] I did not have any mods installed when I encountered this issue

Platform

Linux (Downloadable Build)

Browser

Opera

Mobile Device Model

iPhone 6

Mobile OS Version

iOS 17

Version

0.6.2

Description (include any images, videos, errors, or crash logs)

senpai calls pico a disgusting orange boy and the disgusting orange boy apparition strikes senpai with BUT OFFICIAL lightning and then senpai turns into week 8 corn while old cocoa erect starts playing in the background and nene turns into Kralse... and says Kralse... and shape tweens into pr 5000 screenshot as pico looks at nene and then senpai turns into tankman and then pico shoots tankman and does the perfect rank animation and then bf appears turns to the camera and says This advertisement was paid for by the funkin crew llc wally walla haha ha eeeh aaahhh and starts freestyle with darrel laggin while moders slowly morph into fnf 0.6.3 with swing mode broken playback speed null object reference and then gf appears and says Okay! *deep voice* LETS ROCK. and then the biblical muss appears and mussess all over the characters and then do or die fnf trailer song plays while dave phantomarcade appears from the skies and says "this isn't very FUNKTASTIC of you, muss" and Object reference not set to an instance of an objects biblical muss and then eric appears and kills everyone with the polymod cube but then pico comes back and turns to the camera and says "glad i'm not that guy" and then the KRUE appears and says "I am krue! I love krueing with my krue family and my krue friends! I go to krue university and study krue. I practice krue as my religion." and then old cocoa erect thats playing in the background gets louder as nene does combo 200 animation and grabs onto krue and kills krue and then krue turns into KRALSE and says 'FUCK YOU" and deltarune explosion.wav's nene off the face of this fucking mortal plane and everyone stares in shock as KRALSE summons freeplay dj and freeplay dj flickers and then the polymod cube in eric's hand gets out of control and turns into polymod microstutters evil enemy cube and everyone battles the cube and the cube explodes and they all lived happily ever after they probably went back to their daily lives or something

Steps to Reproduce

  1. Read the poem.
  2. Enjoy it being beautiful as the the way life is, finding each tiny detail in this poem beautifully articulated in a way no other human could have possible done it, opening your eyes, finding the meaning of life.

anysad avatar Sep 13 '25 16:09 anysad

First

Lasercar avatar Sep 13 '25 16:09 Lasercar

The most deranged issue of all time

NotHyper-474 avatar Sep 13 '25 16:09 NotHyper-474

This is the new bible

JackXson-Real avatar Sep 13 '25 16:09 JackXson-Real

We must fix this abnormality asap

Lasercar avatar Sep 13 '25 16:09 Lasercar

aethos.json

ender69is4real avatar Sep 13 '25 16:09 ender69is4real

Give the men above me a

NotHyper-474 avatar Sep 13 '25 16:09 NotHyper-474

is this the 6000th issue?

Ronin546 avatar Sep 13 '25 17:09 Ronin546

is this the 6000th issue?

No, it's the 8888th

Lasercar avatar Sep 13 '25 17:09 Lasercar

is this the 6000th issue?

NotHyper-474 avatar Sep 13 '25 17:09 NotHyper-474

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JVNpixels avatar Sep 13 '25 17:09 JVNpixels

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JVNpixels avatar Sep 13 '25 17:09 JVNpixels

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JVNpixels avatar Sep 13 '25 17:09 JVNpixels

Is this a poem, or some strange FNF-related fanfict?

VirtuGuy avatar Sep 13 '25 17:09 VirtuGuy

Is this a poem, or some strange FNF-related fanfict?

depends on how you look at it.

anysad avatar Sep 13 '25 17:09 anysad

this issue is rated disgusting out of orange boy

Keoiki avatar Sep 13 '25 18:09 Keoiki

add this to the week 1 folder please.......

AbnormalPoof avatar Sep 13 '25 19:09 AbnormalPoof

I don't know where disgusting orange boy is coming from, but I assume it's based on the totally real Roses (Pico Mix) dialogue?

Image

VirtuGuy avatar Sep 21 '25 01:09 VirtuGuy

Yeah that's where we got it from, thanks for explaining its orangins!

Hundrec avatar Sep 21 '25 03:09 Hundrec

I don't know where disgusting orange boy is coming from, but I assume it's based on the totally real Roses (Pico Mix) dialogue?

senpai is happy version: Image

JVNpixels avatar Sep 21 '25 04:09 JVNpixels

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ender69is4real avatar Sep 22 '25 02:09 ender69is4real

hi everyone

read the last digit of the model and os version together

TechnikTil avatar Dec 04 '25 17:12 TechnikTil

hi everyone

eat darrel popsicle when your finished your homework, make sure you jump into the pool while watching the null object reference podcast where everyone tolds into old cocoa erectionated yea yea nightmare difficulty.

eat pico with free uzi popsicle once your finished your chores, then go outside and throw some rocks on your trampoline, hope you enjoy some disgusting orange boy

hi everyone

i hope you hi everyone

everyone hi

JVNpixels avatar Dec 16 '25 05:12 JVNpixels