More Duck Jokes Needed

[William-McGonagle]

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If you have any duck jokes, feel free to drop a pull request onto the repository or commit directly if you can. Currently, we have a list of the following jokes, but you can always comment jokes that are not on this list and you can leave response emojis on jokes you either like or don't like.

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What's a duck's favorite ballet? The Nutquacker.

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What's a duck's favorite part of the news? The feather forecast.

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Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get its back quacked.

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Where do ducks go when they're sick? The ducktor's office.

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Why do ducks never grow up? Because they grown down.

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What do ducks have with their soup? Quackers.

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What do you call a duck that breaks into people's houses? A robber ducky.

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What are duck's favorite zoo animal? Quackodiles.

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Why are duck eggs so strong? Because they're unquackable.

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What do you call a joke about ducks? A wisequack.