Intent to NOT participate

[cpressey]

Yeah! Intent to NOT participate! Don't you see how clever this is, how utterly cunning? It's a commonplace that a would-be participant comes here and posts their "intent to participate" and November passes by and passes by and passes by and near the end of November, despite their intentions, they failed to get sufficient resources to finish their NaNoGenMo project. Well! By declaring my intent to NOT participate, November will pass by and pass by and pass by and near the end, despite my intentions, I'll fail to get sufficient resources to NOT finish my NaNoGenMo project. And, ergo alakazam, it will be finished and I will submit it!

What's that you say? It'll never work? One cannot expect such a cheap conceptual gag to deceive NaNoGenMo the Great and Terrible like that?

Oh right, I forgot. NaNoGenMo is NO place for cheap conceptual gags. NEVER.

Not no sarcasm, neither.